On June 12, 2024, the most beautiful purple monster himself, Grimace, waddled onto Citi Field’s mound to toss the ceremonial first pitch for his birthday. What followed? Pure, unadulterated chaos that turned a sub .500 team into a playoff juggernaut. This ain’t just a baseball story; it’s a love letter to the unhinged magic ofContinue reading “Happy Birthday Grimace”
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The Mets Are Back And I Could Not Be More Happy About It
Let me tell you something. I have NEVER been this excited for an opening day. I took a half day at work, I got my hot dogs ready to be consumed – ketchup only, the way God intended. I don’t know if it is because we stole a generational player right from The Yankees, theContinue reading “The Mets Are Back And I Could Not Be More Happy About It”
Pete Alonso Is Finally Signed To The Mets
The Saga is over. Pete is where he belongs in Queens. I have seen this coming for a while now – in fact I am writing this blog on January 29th directly after writing the below tweet (adding this in right before publishing – I am SHOCKED it took this long). It was just aContinue reading “Pete Alonso Is Finally Signed To The Mets”
Juan Soto Is Officially A Met Changing Their Landscape In Forever
Juan Soto is officially a Met. We know what he looks like in the REAL pinstripes of New York. Side note before I really jump in: WordPress makes it impossible to embed tweets, so they are all showing up as links – VERY infuriating. https://x.com/AFanWithAMic/status/1867300520375070766 https://x.com/KFCBarstool/status/1867306082848125228 This picture is stolen directly from that tweet fromContinue reading “Juan Soto Is Officially A Met Changing Their Landscape In Forever”
Two Yankee Fans Won Them The World Series
I know we are all hate watching The Yankees in The World Series. I have some horrible news for all my fellow haters. Two fans may have saved the season for The Yanks. Let me be VERY clear. This is my favorite thing to happen in a World Series Game since the flashers in 2019.Continue reading “Two Yankee Fans Won Them The World Series”
Fox Is Cancelling Their Order To Citi Field For The World Series.
What fantastic timing by Evan here to post this tweet. I was about to write a blog saying that Ohio’s Tate and Kelly Keegs should hate fuck each other to squash all the beef between him and the NY Office. Thank God I don’t have to put that opinion on the internet. Shoutout Evan RobertsContinue reading “Fox Is Cancelling Their Order To Citi Field For The World Series.”
Grimace Is Taking The 7 Line To Citi Field. The Mets Simply Can NOT Lose.
I wouldn’t even come out if I was The Phillies for this game. They have NO chance. Luckily Vegas doesn’t incorporate juju into their odds and haven’t moved the lines yet. Mets are still -104 to win. You better believe I am HAMMERING that. This could not be a better sign for The Mets. NotContinue reading “Grimace Is Taking The 7 Line To Citi Field. The Mets Simply Can NOT Lose.”
MLB Has To Let Local Broadcasts Do Every Playoff Game
Wildcard baseball is here and ESPN is on the call. Understandable. Biggest name in sports media, they should be able to broadcast games. Makes complete sense. Until you watch 90 seconds of these broadcasts and realize they are flat out HORRIBLE. I get it – I am spoiled with SNY and Gary, Kieth and Ron.Continue reading “MLB Has To Let Local Broadcasts Do Every Playoff Game”
Plot Twist: A Frank The Tank Rant Has Sent The Mets To The Playoffs
It is October 1st and The Mets are getting ready for a PLAYOFF GAME! In a season where the team was 11 games under 500, a player threw his glove into the stands and said “We are the worst fucking team in the league,” a Purple Hamburger Mascot saved the season. JD Martinez told JoseContinue reading “Plot Twist: A Frank The Tank Rant Has Sent The Mets To The Playoffs”
The Mets Are Looking At The Wrong JD
The Mets have made a very conscience effort to get young, and I am 100% here for it. As I said in JANUARY, there is no reason to not add a DH to this lineup. After The Mets seemed to have planted their flag in giving Vientos and Baty the most at bats they canContinue reading “The Mets Are Looking At The Wrong JD”
A Fan With A Mic 