On June 12, 2024, the most beautiful purple monster himself, Grimace, waddled onto Citi Field’s mound to toss the ceremonial first pitch for his birthday. What followed? Pure, unadulterated chaos that turned a sub .500 team into a playoff juggernaut. This ain’t just a baseball story; it’s a love letter to the unhinged magic ofContinue reading “Happy Birthday Grimace”
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Pete Alonso Is Finally Signed To The Mets
The Saga is over. Pete is where he belongs in Queens. I have seen this coming for a while now – in fact I am writing this blog on January 29th directly after writing the below tweet (adding this in right before publishing – I am SHOCKED it took this long). It was just aContinue reading “Pete Alonso Is Finally Signed To The Mets”
Juan Soto Is Officially A Met Changing Their Landscape In Forever
Juan Soto is officially a Met. We know what he looks like in the REAL pinstripes of New York. Side note before I really jump in: WordPress makes it impossible to embed tweets, so they are all showing up as links – VERY infuriating. https://x.com/AFanWithAMic/status/1867300520375070766 https://x.com/KFCBarstool/status/1867306082848125228 This picture is stolen directly from that tweet fromContinue reading “Juan Soto Is Officially A Met Changing Their Landscape In Forever”
Two Yankee Fans Won Them The World Series
I know we are all hate watching The Yankees in The World Series. I have some horrible news for all my fellow haters. Two fans may have saved the season for The Yanks. Let me be VERY clear. This is my favorite thing to happen in a World Series Game since the flashers in 2019.Continue reading “Two Yankee Fans Won Them The World Series”
The Mets Are Looking At The Wrong JD
The Mets have made a very conscience effort to get young, and I am 100% here for it. As I said in JANUARY, there is no reason to not add a DH to this lineup. After The Mets seemed to have planted their flag in giving Vientos and Baty the most at bats they canContinue reading “The Mets Are Looking At The Wrong JD”
Our King Stepped Up And Got Rid Of Night Games At Citi Field On Saturdays
Night baseball games are great. No doubt. but they also fucking suuuuuuck. There is nothing worse than going to a game, losing in the 8th inning and having to sit at Penn Station until 1AM to catch the red eye home. When your stadium manages to be in the middle of nowhere, but still inContinue reading “Our King Stepped Up And Got Rid Of Night Games At Citi Field On Saturdays”
A Fan With A Mic 