Pete Alonso Is Finally Signed To The Mets

The Saga is over. Pete is where he belongs in Queens. I have seen this coming for a while now – in fact I am writing this blog on January 29th directly after writing the below tweet (adding this in right before publishing – I am SHOCKED it took this long). It was just aContinue reading “Pete Alonso Is Finally Signed To The Mets”

Comedy Sketch: Jaywalker Placed Under Citizens Arrest

The scene opens up with a couple, Carl and Fiona, walking down the street talking about how good their lunch was. Carl *Points to his car across the street* My car is right over there *The couple walk across the middle of the street, not in a walkway* Stranger *Shouting* HEY! HEY! WHAT THE FUCKContinue reading “Comedy Sketch: Jaywalker Placed Under Citizens Arrest”

4 Things Every New Parent Should Have

As many of you know, My wife has been pregnant for about 9 months. We introduced our Daughter into the World on January 11th. In the first 11 days, there are a few things that I would not be living without and I wanted to share those with my fellow new and expecting parents. 1:Continue reading “4 Things Every New Parent Should Have”

Eli Manning Deserves To Be A Unanimous First Ballot Hall Of Famer

Elisha Nelson Manning has officially been named a finalist for The Pro Football Hall Of Fame in his first year on the ballot. If you are surprised by this in any way, you only watched him play from 2014 on. Eli should not just be a finalist. He should not just get in. But heContinue reading “Eli Manning Deserves To Be A Unanimous First Ballot Hall Of Famer”

It Is Impressive How Out Of Touch John Mara Is

It is time to get real about The Giants. They are never going to be good as long as leadership is operating the way that it currently is. It is not a secret that John Mara likes to intervene on decisions the General Manager makes as well as feed stories to the beat reporters toContinue reading “It Is Impressive How Out Of Touch John Mara Is”

Juan Soto Is Officially A Met Changing Their Landscape In Forever

Juan Soto is officially a Met. We know what he looks like in the REAL pinstripes of New York. Side note before I really jump in: WordPress makes it impossible to embed tweets, so they are all showing up as links – VERY infuriating. https://x.com/AFanWithAMic/status/1867300520375070766 https://x.com/KFCBarstool/status/1867306082848125228 This picture is stolen directly from that tweet fromContinue reading “Juan Soto Is Officially A Met Changing Their Landscape In Forever”

The New York Giants Are A National Embarrassment .. Again

It feels like just a couple of weeks ago I wrote the blog ‘The Giants Continue To Find New Rock Bottoms’. Oh. That is because I wrote it 15 days ago. Fantastic. A home game coming off the bye and here we are. Side Note: I am not 100% which tweets each of these tweetsContinue reading “The New York Giants Are A National Embarrassment .. Again”

Joe Schoen Has Been Publicly Crucified By The New York Giants Beat

That was bad. Very bad. The Giants Beat reports absolutely knocked that out of the park. Good for them. They asked him straight forward questions and did not allow for those dumb political non-answers. Ok. No. I do not actually think he would say Jones sucks and outright throw him under the bus. But thatContinue reading “Joe Schoen Has Been Publicly Crucified By The New York Giants Beat”

The Giants Continue To Find New Rock Bottoms

Bad. It is Bad. Could not be worse. Even with The Panthers trying everything they can do to hand us the win – we could not pull one out in Germany. I do not know how anyone can justify allowing Daniel Jones to continue to play for this team. Unless they flat out say thatContinue reading “The Giants Continue To Find New Rock Bottoms”

Maybe Let’s Stop Dropping Footballs As We Cross The Goal Line

During the Thursday Night game, that I was unable to sit down an watch due to my shift at The Outback, Malachi Corley scored his first NFL touchdown. Which was called back. Because he dropped the ball before he crossed the goal line. Coming just 1 week after someone else doing this. Malachi Corley decidedContinue reading “Maybe Let’s Stop Dropping Footballs As We Cross The Goal Line”