As The Great Gary Cohen would say, “It has happened! The impossible has happened!” The New York Football Giants FINALLY have a Quarterback with some swag and personality. I know-I know, They had Tommy DeVito and Tyrod Taylor. But let’s be real, DeVito was a meme and Tyrod was never the future of the team.Continue reading “The Giants Finally Have A QB With Aura”
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Happy Birthday Grimace
On June 12, 2024, the most beautiful purple monster himself, Grimace, waddled onto Citi Field’s mound to toss the ceremonial first pitch for his birthday. What followed? Pure, unadulterated chaos that turned a sub .500 team into a playoff juggernaut. This ain’t just a baseball story; it’s a love letter to the unhinged magic ofContinue reading “Happy Birthday Grimace”
Comedy Sketch: Jaywalker Placed Under Citizens Arrest
The scene opens up with a couple, Carl and Fiona, walking down the street talking about how good their lunch was. Carl *Points to his car across the street* My car is right over there *The couple walk across the middle of the street, not in a walkway* Stranger *Shouting* HEY! HEY! WHAT THE FUCKContinue reading “Comedy Sketch: Jaywalker Placed Under Citizens Arrest”
Season 7 Of Love Is Blind Was The Worst Season Of Reality Television Ever
Yes. I am a fan of the Netflix reality shows. The premise of all of these shows are so fucking insane – that they are incredible. In a wild turn of events, there were actual healthy relationships in this season of Love Is Blind. There were people who knew when to break it off beforeContinue reading “Season 7 Of Love Is Blind Was The Worst Season Of Reality Television Ever”
Yearly Doctor Appointments Are Fucking Weird
I just got home from my yearly doctor appointment and let me tell ya, I do not enjoy it. I understand the importance of going to the doctor. I have a history of heart disease, so I go to make sure my body is still in impeccable shape and those Flintstone Vitamins are still doingContinue reading “Yearly Doctor Appointments Are Fucking Weird”
Comedy Sketch: Going To The Bathroom At A House Party.
This is the first of the comedy sketches that I am going to be putting into the blog for the internet to read.
A Fan With A Mic 