Plot Twist: A Frank The Tank Rant Has Sent The Mets To The Playoffs

It is October 1st and The Mets are getting ready for a PLAYOFF GAME! In a season where the team was 11 games under 500, a player threw his glove into the stands and said “We are the worst fucking team in the league,” a Purple Hamburger Mascot saved the season. JD Martinez told JoseContinue reading “Plot Twist: A Frank The Tank Rant Has Sent The Mets To The Playoffs”

Myles Jack Saw Darren Waller Catch 3 Passes And Decided To Retire.

The New York Giants Offense played 1 drive and methodically moved the ball down the field, largely due to Darren Waller. Myles Jack decided he should retire from the NFL before he has to play them.

The New York Giants Are Officially Top 5 In ESPN Power Rankings

The New York Football Giants are officially in the top 5 of The ESPNs Power Rankings for the first time since Tom Coughlin was the coach probably. I don’t have time to go fact check myself.

Game 1 Of The Subway Series Was Everything We Were Hoping For

This game was fucking bananas. After the first inning the score was 4-2 and it felt like the game would be 7 hours of action. Even though the game did end after around 3 and a half hours, it was nonstop action with moments where I felt my heart beating in my throat. The gameContinue reading “Game 1 Of The Subway Series Was Everything We Were Hoping For”

Vogelbach Is A Met, And I May Be In Love

I will admit. When this trade happened, I was a little disappointed. After just 1 game, I have done a complete 180 on that thought. This guy is simply a massive human who is going to be incredibly fun to watch. He reached base safely twice in his Metropolitan debut, including the first hit ofContinue reading “Vogelbach Is A Met, And I May Be In Love”