It is October 1st and The Mets are getting ready for a PLAYOFF GAME! In a season where the team was 11 games under 500, a player threw his glove into the stands and said “We are the worst fucking team in the league,” a Purple Hamburger Mascot saved the season. JD Martinez told JoseContinue reading “Plot Twist: A Frank The Tank Rant Has Sent The Mets To The Playoffs”
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Francisco Lindor Got Jeff McNeil His Car And Balance Is Restored
As we all remember, Francisco Lindor told Jeff McNeil that he would buy him a car if he won a batting title back in the 2022 season. The Hits God of course won the batting title and Lindor did not buy him the car. The 2022 playoffs were an absolute disaster. And The 2023 MetsContinue reading “Francisco Lindor Got Jeff McNeil His Car And Balance Is Restored”