As The Great Gary Cohen would say, “It has happened! The impossible has happened!” The New York Football Giants FINALLY have a Quarterback with some swag and personality. I know-I know, They had Tommy DeVito and Tyrod Taylor. But let’s be real, DeVito was a meme and Tyrod was never the future of the team.Continue reading “The Giants Finally Have A QB With Aura”
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Happy Birthday Grimace
On June 12, 2024, the most beautiful purple monster himself, Grimace, waddled onto Citi Field’s mound to toss the ceremonial first pitch for his birthday. What followed? Pure, unadulterated chaos that turned a sub .500 team into a playoff juggernaut. This ain’t just a baseball story; it’s a love letter to the unhinged magic ofContinue reading “Happy Birthday Grimace”
Season 7 Of Love Is Blind Was The Worst Season Of Reality Television Ever
Yes. I am a fan of the Netflix reality shows. The premise of all of these shows are so fucking insane – that they are incredible. In a wild turn of events, there were actual healthy relationships in this season of Love Is Blind. There were people who knew when to break it off beforeContinue reading “Season 7 Of Love Is Blind Was The Worst Season Of Reality Television Ever”
Hard Knocks Confirmed John Mara Is A Moron With Less Than 5 Minutes Of Screen-Time
The first episode of the first ever off-season addition of Hard Knocks aired last night and OH BOY was it incredible. I genuinely did love to see the in’s and out’s of how the font office works. They made great use of the near 2 minutes John Mara was on screen when ALL of theContinue reading “Hard Knocks Confirmed John Mara Is A Moron With Less Than 5 Minutes Of Screen-Time”
Comedy Sketch: Going To The Bathroom At A House Party.
This is the first of the comedy sketches that I am going to be putting into the blog for the internet to read.
A Fan With A Mic 