Dak Spit First!

The 2025 NFL season kicked off with a literal spit-take that’s got everyone from Philly to Dallas wiping their faces in disbelief. In one corner, we’ve got Cowboys QB Dak Prescott, a man who throws spirals and saliva. In the other Jalen Carter, who decided to return the favor in the most unhygienic way possible.Continue reading “Dak Spit First!”

The NFL Did Not Think At All Before Scheduling The Game Tonight

In the NFL’s latest attempt at growing the wonderful game of Football that all of us Americans know and love, they decided to play a game in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Just a few small details that were not ironed out. Apparently Sao Paulo makes Chicago look like a very peaceful place. Don’t leave the hotel?Continue reading “The NFL Did Not Think At All Before Scheduling The Game Tonight”

NFL Future Bets

Oh BABY! It is after Labor Day. It was 60 degrees this morning. The leaves are starting to fall. It is football season and I am prepared for my yearly donations to Vegas! I have already opened up the Fan Duel and reviewed a few bets that I will be taking. Today. I submit thoseContinue reading “NFL Future Bets”

The End Is Near In Philly

Are we experiencing the downfall of The Philadelphia Eagles? Probably not. But I am 100% going to move forward like we are. I am absolutely loving it. If you follow me on Twitter, you know that I take joy in trolling people I hate. The Eagles are currently very fun to troll. They have nowContinue reading “The End Is Near In Philly”

Myles Jack Saw Darren Waller Catch 3 Passes And Decided To Retire.

The New York Giants Offense played 1 drive and methodically moved the ball down the field, largely due to Darren Waller. Myles Jack decided he should retire from the NFL before he has to play them.