The 2025 NFL season kicked off with a literal spit-take that’s got everyone from Philly to Dallas wiping their faces in disbelief. In one corner, we’ve got Cowboys QB Dak Prescott, a man who throws spirals and saliva. In the other Jalen Carter, who decided to return the favor in the most unhygienic way possible.Continue reading “Dak Spit First!”
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I Bet Dak Prescott To Win The NFL MVP. Turns Out Tyrone Smith Only Has 1 Hamstring.
Yes. I did this. Yes. I hate that I did. Why’d I do it? The NFL writers want his dick in and around his mouth. Dak was the MVP favorite 2 years ago before breaking his leg. Yes he lost Amari Cooper, but he still has very good weapons and on a team that shouldContinue reading “I Bet Dak Prescott To Win The NFL MVP. Turns Out Tyrone Smith Only Has 1 Hamstring.”
A Fan With A Mic 