Daniel Jones is on pace to be sacked more than any quarterback in the history in the NFL – probably I’m not actually sure about that. So we should not at all be shocked that he is now hurt. Jones has injured his neck. I am fully convinced he will be out the rest ofContinue reading “Bobby Johnson Tried To Kill Daniel Jones.”
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Survivor 45: What Am I Watching?
Alright. This season didn’t get worse. But holy shit, what is going on? Everyone basically just had a bye through the first two votes because of Hannah and Brandon. This is crazy. There are positives to take though. 90 minutes is a huge win. Having the “Previously on” back is great. I always spent likeContinue reading “Survivor 45: What Am I Watching?”
An Actual Dave Portnoy Hit Piece
As we all know, many have tried to write a hit piece on Dave Portnoy. Many have used accusations that Dave can easily dispel because they are flat out lies. I am here to give you an actual hit piece with 5 bullet points that are entirely truthful. Number 1: House Is Too Big DaveContinue reading “An Actual Dave Portnoy Hit Piece”
The Cast For Season 45 Of Survivor Managed To Get Worse
The cast of Survivor managed to get wore.
My Gym Journey Has Gotten Off To A “Shitty” Start
I had to leave the gym because I almost shit myself.
This Is How The Giants WILL Beat The 49ers
Ok. This is going to be tough. This is the first game since week 1 of last year that I am going in thinking “We are going to lose this game by 30”. But as the great Tom Coughlin once said, “Believe, Believe, Believe.” That may be the only way for The Giants to win this game.
Brian Daboll Might Be A Pathological Liar
Brian Daboll’s mind games may be making him a pathological liar.
The Cleveland Browns Are Debuting “White-Out Uniforms” That Are Just The Syracuse White Uniforms.
I must admit. These jerseys fuck. They are also just The Standard Syracuse white jerseys. The only difference is the dark blue instead of black and orange numbers instead of black.
I Got Decaf Coffee On Accident
This may be one of the biggest mistakes of my life. Waking up this morning and going to make a coffee only to find out I bought 2 packages of decaf coffee made me absolutely miserable. That disappointment could only be explained like the disappointment of a 4 year old waking up on Christmas andContinue reading “I Got Decaf Coffee On Accident”
I Had Way Too Much Fun Watching Kadarius Toney Attempt To Play Football Last Night.
Kadarius Toney had a career ending bad game last night. Watching Toney absolutely flop last night is a joy that I should talk to a psychiatrist about. I usually am not the kind of person who will be actively rooting against a former Giant – in fact, I was rooting for Richie James to haveContinue reading “I Had Way Too Much Fun Watching Kadarius Toney Attempt To Play Football Last Night.”
A Fan With A Mic 