The Giants receiving core is absolute dog shit with Malik Nabers out for the year. I wonder who could have possibly seen that coming .. Oh .. Literally anyone who has the ability to form thoughts. This is the bed Joe Schoen and Brian Daboll made and they should have to lay in it. TheyContinue reading “No The Giants Should Not Trade For A Wide Receiver”
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Dak Spit First!
The 2025 NFL season kicked off with a literal spit-take that’s got everyone from Philly to Dallas wiping their faces in disbelief. In one corner, we’ve got Cowboys QB Dak Prescott, a man who throws spirals and saliva. In the other Jalen Carter, who decided to return the favor in the most unhygienic way possible.Continue reading “Dak Spit First!”
The Giants Finally Have A QB With Aura
As The Great Gary Cohen would say, “It has happened! The impossible has happened!” The New York Football Giants FINALLY have a Quarterback with some swag and personality. I know-I know, They had Tommy DeVito and Tyrod Taylor. But let’s be real, DeVito was a meme and Tyrod was never the future of the team.Continue reading “The Giants Finally Have A QB With Aura”
Happy Birthday Grimace
On June 12, 2024, the most beautiful purple monster himself, Grimace, waddled onto Citi Field’s mound to toss the ceremonial first pitch for his birthday. What followed? Pure, unadulterated chaos that turned a sub .500 team into a playoff juggernaut. This ain’t just a baseball story; it’s a love letter to the unhinged magic ofContinue reading “Happy Birthday Grimace”
The Mets Are Back And I Could Not Be More Happy About It
Let me tell you something. I have NEVER been this excited for an opening day. I took a half day at work, I got my hot dogs ready to be consumed – ketchup only, the way God intended. I don’t know if it is because we stole a generational player right from The Yankees, theContinue reading “The Mets Are Back And I Could Not Be More Happy About It”
Russell Wilson I Waiting To Be A Giant And Joe Schoen Is Waiting On Rodgers.
I haven’t written in a while. But As I am grinding away at the job I do not like doing. I can not help but express my frustrations with Joe Schoen ONCE AGAIN with the written word. This EXACT situation is why I did not want Joe Schoen to get another off-season. We have spendContinue reading “Russell Wilson I Waiting To Be A Giant And Joe Schoen Is Waiting On Rodgers.”
Pete Alonso Is Finally Signed To The Mets
The Saga is over. Pete is where he belongs in Queens. I have seen this coming for a while now – in fact I am writing this blog on January 29th directly after writing the below tweet (adding this in right before publishing – I am SHOCKED it took this long). It was just aContinue reading “Pete Alonso Is Finally Signed To The Mets”
Comedy Sketch: Jaywalker Placed Under Citizens Arrest
The scene opens up with a couple, Carl and Fiona, walking down the street talking about how good their lunch was. Carl *Points to his car across the street* My car is right over there *The couple walk across the middle of the street, not in a walkway* Stranger *Shouting* HEY! HEY! WHAT THE FUCKContinue reading “Comedy Sketch: Jaywalker Placed Under Citizens Arrest”
4 Things Every New Parent Should Have
As many of you know, My wife has been pregnant for about 9 months. We introduced our Daughter into the World on January 11th. In the first 11 days, there are a few things that I would not be living without and I wanted to share those with my fellow new and expecting parents. 1:Continue reading “4 Things Every New Parent Should Have”
Eli Manning Deserves To Be A Unanimous First Ballot Hall Of Famer
Elisha Nelson Manning has officially been named a finalist for The Pro Football Hall Of Fame in his first year on the ballot. If you are surprised by this in any way, you only watched him play from 2014 on. Eli should not just be a finalist. He should not just get in. But heContinue reading “Eli Manning Deserves To Be A Unanimous First Ballot Hall Of Famer”
A Fan With A Mic 