It is October 1st and The Mets are getting ready for a PLAYOFF GAME! In a season where the team was 11 games under 500, a player threw his glove into the stands and said “We are the worst fucking team in the league,” a Purple Hamburger Mascot saved the season. JD Martinez told JoseContinue reading “Plot Twist: A Frank The Tank Rant Has Sent The Mets To The Playoffs”
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The Braves Are Committing Robbery Right In Front Of Us
The Braves are drastically underpaying all of their young players and it makes no sense why they are agreeing. The only thing that makes sense is The Braves are finding dirt on all of their prospects and threatening to make that information public if they do not sign these early deals. Maybe they are makingContinue reading “The Braves Are Committing Robbery Right In Front Of Us”
Vogelbach Is A Met, And I May Be In Love
I will admit. When this trade happened, I was a little disappointed. After just 1 game, I have done a complete 180 on that thought. This guy is simply a massive human who is going to be incredibly fun to watch. He reached base safely twice in his Metropolitan debut, including the first hit ofContinue reading “Vogelbach Is A Met, And I May Be In Love”
A Fan With A Mic 