As I am sure everyone knows Pat Leonard’s hit piece on Brian Daboll dropped yesterday. It basically said that Brian Daboll yells a lot and was taking play-calling away from Kafka . So really nothing we didn’t already know. This report is basically just the story from the side of Wink. And everything about himContinue reading “Brian Daboll Needs To Chill”
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The End Is Near In Philly
Are we experiencing the downfall of The Philadelphia Eagles? Probably not. But I am 100% going to move forward like we are. I am absolutely loving it. If you follow me on Twitter, you know that I take joy in trolling people I hate. The Eagles are currently very fun to troll. They have nowContinue reading “The End Is Near In Philly”
Back To Reality For The Giants
The New York Giants have lost their ninth game of the season which effectively knocked them out of the playoffs. So what does that mean? The Top 5 pick is BACK! The last few games were fun. But now we are back to reality and Giants twitter is more toxic than ever. Giants Twitter isContinue reading “Back To Reality For The Giants”
Mahomes Turned Into An 8 Year Old After The Most Egregious Offensive Off-sides Call Goes Against Him
On Sunday Night Football The Kansas City Chiefs lost a game because of a ticky tacky call for the first time ever in Mahomes career. Pat Mahomes was not thrilled. And he was still not happy after the game doing his best 8 year old losing in red light-green light on the playground impression. AfterContinue reading “Mahomes Turned Into An 8 Year Old After The Most Egregious Offensive Off-sides Call Goes Against Him”
Sean McDermott Got Bills Hyped Up By Using The 9/11 TERRORISTS
Yes. You read that correctly. Sean McDermott has had a narrative around him over the last couple years that he is not liked. I get it now. I’m going to put this in the “bold strategy” category. I would pay real money to know what the other people in that room were thinking. I couldContinue reading “Sean McDermott Got Bills Hyped Up By Using The 9/11 TERRORISTS”
The Italian Stallion Is Here To Stay
Tommy DeVito is the starting quarterback for the rest of the season and Italian across North Jersey are jumping with joy. Tommy Cutlets has brought a swagger to The New York Giants that no one has brought since Odell Backham Jr left. Having a quarterback who looks like The Sopranos is based on his familyContinue reading “The Italian Stallion Is Here To Stay”
What Your Favorite Christmas Movie Says About You
Happy Black Friday. It is officially Christmas season as I explained in my blog on Wednesday: Christmas Starts The Day After Thanksgiving. Time to break out the Christmas movies. Everyone has a different favorite, some are correct – some are wrong – some make you a fuckin psycho. Home Alone: Great Movie. But you areContinue reading “What Your Favorite Christmas Movie Says About You”
I Told ChatGPT To Write A Satire Blog About Thanksgiving
Ah, Thanksgiving, the holiday where we gather to give thanks for family, friends, and the fact that we survived another year of culinary chaos. As we embark on this yearly adventure, let’s take a satirical stroll through the wonderfully absurd world of Thanksgiving. The Thanksgiving prep begins with the ceremonial unearthing of the dusty, never-usedContinue reading “I Told ChatGPT To Write A Satire Blog About Thanksgiving”
Christmas Starts The Day After Thanksgiving
There are plenty of debates out there around when it is appropriate to start decorating for Christmas. There is a right answer to this. The answer is Black Friday. There have been people for weeks with scarecrows, pumpkins and CHRISTMAS WREATHS up. You look like a fucking idiot if you have both fall and ChristmasContinue reading “Christmas Starts The Day After Thanksgiving”
The Ocean Is Terrifying
I have this irrational fear of the ocean. But every-time I learn more about the ocean, that fear becomes more and more rational. I am officially putting my foot down and claiming the ocean is simply terrifying. My very rational fear started after watching the film Jaws and watching a shark sink a goddamn boat.Continue reading “The Ocean Is Terrifying”
A Fan With A Mic 