Micah Parsons Claims His 1 Tackle Was His Best In Playoff Embarrassment

Micah Parsons seems to have blamed his teammates for losing by a gillion at home to a significantly less talented team in the playoffs. This must have you to think, “Oh, parsons must’ve had a good game.” Well lets check the box score: Oh .. 1 tackle and 1 assist .. Well, maybe he wasContinue reading “Micah Parsons Claims His 1 Tackle Was His Best In Playoff Embarrassment”

March 8th. We Get Full Swing Season 2.

Full Swing came out last year. I felt like it very randomly dropped right before the PGA season start. Season 2 is here and the cast LOOKS GREAT. The More Joel Dahmen we can get, the better. Dahmen is just a guy who is good at golf on Tour. He doesn’t actually like Golf. ItContinue reading “March 8th. We Get Full Swing Season 2.”

Our King Stepped Up And Got Rid Of Night Games At Citi Field On Saturdays

Night baseball games are great. No doubt. but they also fucking suuuuuuck. There is nothing worse than going to a game, losing in the 8th inning and having to sit at Penn Station until 1AM to catch the red eye home. When your stadium manages to be in the middle of nowhere, but still inContinue reading “Our King Stepped Up And Got Rid Of Night Games At Citi Field On Saturdays”

It Makes No Sense For The Mets To Not Bring In A DH

The date is January 31st, 2024 and The Mets do not have a DH. We have the richest owner in baseball and we are just banking on young guys who have SUCKED so far in the bigs to step up. What the fuck? Evan hits it on the head. If they brought in a Soler,Continue reading “It Makes No Sense For The Mets To Not Bring In A DH”

Going To The Movies Is Beyond Overrated

The movies seem to be making a comeback in 2024 and I am not at all here for it. Going to a good movie, in a good theater is great. You get to tune out everything else, don’t get distracted by your phone – just you and the movie. But that almost never happens. YouContinue reading “Going To The Movies Is Beyond Overrated”

Daniel Jones Only Completed 13 Passes Beyond 10 Yards in 2022

Here we are again. Another blog about the professional thrower of the football who is not good at throwing a football. I saw this video and I just had to write about it, because this is one of the craziest stats that I have seen in a VERY long time. This is fucking insanity. THIRTEENContinue reading “Daniel Jones Only Completed 13 Passes Beyond 10 Yards in 2022”

Is Daniel Jones Contract Really Causing Friction In The Locker-Room?

The last couple of days have resulted in some moments for Giants twitter to once again talk about Daniel Jones and his contract. It is hard to look at his contract right now and say it looks like it is a good contract. The NFL salary cap is not projected to go up as muchContinue reading “Is Daniel Jones Contract Really Causing Friction In The Locker-Room?”

Something Needs To Happen With These Planes Falling Apart

There has been a lot of news recently around airplanes falling apart. What the fuck is happening? Why is no one checking on these things before they take a hundred people thousands of feet into the air? This all started with a fucking door falling off a plane SIXTEEN-THOUSAND FEET IN THE AIR! I amContinue reading “Something Needs To Happen With These Planes Falling Apart”

I Am Rooting Against The Chiefs Because Of Taylor Swift

As everyone knows, Taylor Swift has been going to Chiefs games and The NFL has been showing her as much as they possibly can. It was fun the first couple of weeks, but now it is out of hand. The broadcast mentions and shows her every chance they get. Whenever I am talking to someoneContinue reading “I Am Rooting Against The Chiefs Because Of Taylor Swift”

The First Person To Go Ice Skating Had To Be A Serial Killer

As I watched The Devils lose by 45 goals at a bar after consuming enough alcohol to kill a baby elephant, I got to thinking about the first person to ever decide to go ice skating. I came to the conclusion that they had to have been a serial killer. I can see a fewContinue reading “The First Person To Go Ice Skating Had To Be A Serial Killer”