Malik Nabers O4.5 TDs Is Free Money

I was going through some future bets for this NFL season. We are finally here. Dusted off the FanDuel App – deposited my yearly donation – and looked through all the future bets. To say I was dumbfounded when I stumbled across Malik Nabers season totals would be on of the bigger understatements of all-timeContinue reading “Malik Nabers O4.5 TDs Is Free Money”

Today Is My Birthday And I Have Aged Worse Than A Glass Of Milk

Today is the day that I turn 27. Big year. Will I join the 27 club? Only time will tell. Being 27 is crazy because so many people say that in your 20s is when you can party and be young and stupid. Now that I am officially in my late 20’s, I feel likeContinue reading “Today Is My Birthday And I Have Aged Worse Than A Glass Of Milk”

The Giants Will Not Go Down Without Swinging This Year

The Giants had a couple joint practices with The Detroit Lions and The Giants have proven that they will definitely have fight this year. I will not bring up football AT ALL in this blog. This has been my favorite training camp ever. We just got guys throwing haymakers after plays and players sticking upContinue reading “The Giants Will Not Go Down Without Swinging This Year”

The EA Server Outage Was The Worst Outage Of The Day

College Football 25 was officially released today and let me tell ya – it is great. But only when it actually works. I paid the extra $30 to play the game a few days early (humble brag). Today, I went to log into my Dynasty and I can’t log into it. Fucking annoying. I knowContinue reading “The EA Server Outage Was The Worst Outage Of The Day”

Hard Knocks Was A Nothing Burger – Giants Twitter Found Out How To Overreact

Happy Overreaction Wednesday to all who celebrate. What should I write about this week? I know! I am just going to talk about one of the most toxic places on planet Earth – Giants Twitter. Episode 3 of Hard Knocks really showed nothing that we didn’t know. Don’t worry, Giants twitter provided the entertainment forContinue reading “Hard Knocks Was A Nothing Burger – Giants Twitter Found Out How To Overreact”

COVID Made Trips To The Barbershop INCREDIBLE

I am about to head out to get my haircut at my barbershop – shoutout Fly Guys Barbershop in Middletown, NJ – and I can’t help but reminisce about the pre-covid trips to the shop. Going to the barbershop was MISERABLE. You used to have to block out an entire half day to sit andContinue reading “COVID Made Trips To The Barbershop INCREDIBLE”

Brandon Brown Is The Best Person In The Giants Front Office.

I know. I know. I know. Hard Knocks was 4 days ago. I am late as fuck. But I GOTS to write about it! As I sit here on my lunch break on a slow Friday in the summer for a corporate software sales job, I am trying to figure out which direction I shouldContinue reading “Brandon Brown Is The Best Person In The Giants Front Office.”

Hard Knocks Confirmed John Mara Is A Moron With Less Than 5 Minutes Of Screen-Time

The first episode of the first ever off-season addition of Hard Knocks aired last night and OH BOY was it incredible. I genuinely did love to see the in’s and out’s of how the font office works. They made great use of the near 2 minutes John Mara was on screen when ALL of theContinue reading “Hard Knocks Confirmed John Mara Is A Moron With Less Than 5 Minutes Of Screen-Time”

I Would Go In A .. Unique .. Direction For Masters Winners Dinner

The Masters is back! This means that we must talk about what your meal would be if you were to win the masters. So many people go for crazy gourmet meals. I get it, ball out. I would go in a very very different direction. For those who do not know, the previous winner ofContinue reading “I Would Go In A .. Unique .. Direction For Masters Winners Dinner”

Things I Am Angry About: March 22nd

I am happy to be writing the first of a weekly blog that I will put up. As I am slowly turning into an old man yelling at the clouds, I figured this would be a good outlet for my feelings. #Therapeutic. Non-Irish People Acting Like They’re Irish On St. Patty’s Day. This is notContinue reading “Things I Am Angry About: March 22nd”