I wouldn’t even come out if I was The Phillies for this game. They have NO chance. Luckily Vegas doesn’t incorporate juju into their odds and haven’t moved the lines yet. Mets are still -104 to win. You better believe I am HAMMERING that. This could not be a better sign for The Mets. NotContinue reading “Grimace Is Taking The 7 Line To Citi Field. The Mets Simply Can NOT Lose.”
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I Have Emailed Dave Portnoy 45 Straight Days Asking For The Chance To Blog For Barstool
You read that correctly and no, I do not think that 45 days is impressive. But it’s average .. right? Definitely wouldn’t say short .. right? Ok, let me give some back story for those who are just finding my words. I work a corporate sales job – and I hate it. Like a lot.Continue reading “I Have Emailed Dave Portnoy 45 Straight Days Asking For The Chance To Blog For Barstool”
MLB Has To Let Local Broadcasts Do Every Playoff Game
Wildcard baseball is here and ESPN is on the call. Understandable. Biggest name in sports media, they should be able to broadcast games. Makes complete sense. Until you watch 90 seconds of these broadcasts and realize they are flat out HORRIBLE. I get it – I am spoiled with SNY and Gary, Kieth and Ron.Continue reading “MLB Has To Let Local Broadcasts Do Every Playoff Game”
Plot Twist: A Frank The Tank Rant Has Sent The Mets To The Playoffs
It is October 1st and The Mets are getting ready for a PLAYOFF GAME! In a season where the team was 11 games under 500, a player threw his glove into the stands and said “We are the worst fucking team in the league,” a Purple Hamburger Mascot saved the season. JD Martinez told JoseContinue reading “Plot Twist: A Frank The Tank Rant Has Sent The Mets To The Playoffs”
Once You Embrace The Inability To Complete A Deep Pass, Daniel Jones Isn’t Bad
Here we are again. 1-3. Sad. Mad. Idk man. This quarterback is BAD. He is so inaccurate and it is absolutely handicapping the entire team. However when he is throwing those balls short of the sticks, he isn’t that bad. He is actually a decent game manager. The last 3 games, it looked like heContinue reading “Once You Embrace The Inability To Complete A Deep Pass, Daniel Jones Isn’t Bad”
Server Stories: Cunt With The Well Done Steak
As some of you may know, I wait tables and tend bars one or two times per week. The things that people request and ask me are absolutely outrageous. I decided to start writing blogs about some of these incidents. PS – That is not me in the picture. I found that on Google. WhereContinue reading “Server Stories: Cunt With The Well Done Steak”
The ‘Fuck It’ Giants Have Saved The Season
Did The Giants do something cool? Yes. John Mara is probably pissed. But after The Giants beat the piss out of the Browns, Jason Pinnock said that The Giants have a new motto in the locker-room: Fuck It. This is so off-brand for The New York Giants. They hate doing things that are cool orContinue reading “The ‘Fuck It’ Giants Have Saved The Season”
The NFL Did Not Think At All Before Scheduling The Game Tonight
In the NFL’s latest attempt at growing the wonderful game of Football that all of us Americans know and love, they decided to play a game in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Just a few small details that were not ironed out. Apparently Sao Paulo makes Chicago look like a very peaceful place. Don’t leave the hotel?Continue reading “The NFL Did Not Think At All Before Scheduling The Game Tonight”
The Bearded Jones Saga Continues
The Daniel Jones Beard Saga is not only continuing, but the most interesting storyline revolving around him going into the year. What will Dan do? Shave or Keep it? Personally? I think he should keep it. As a goony white guy who CAN’T grow a beard, if you can be a goony white guy whoContinue reading “The Bearded Jones Saga Continues”
NFL Future Bets
Oh BABY! It is after Labor Day. It was 60 degrees this morning. The leaves are starting to fall. It is football season and I am prepared for my yearly donations to Vegas! I have already opened up the Fan Duel and reviewed a few bets that I will be taking. Today. I submit thoseContinue reading “NFL Future Bets”
A Fan With A Mic 