I have this irrational fear of the ocean. But every-time I learn more about the ocean, that fear becomes more and more rational. I am officially putting my foot down and claiming the ocean is simply terrifying. My very rational fear started after watching the film Jaws and watching a shark sink a goddamn boat.Continue reading “The Ocean Is Terrifying”
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Francisco Lindor Got Jeff McNeil His Car And Balance Is Restored
As we all remember, Francisco Lindor told Jeff McNeil that he would buy him a car if he won a batting title back in the 2022 season. The Hits God of course won the batting title and Lindor did not buy him the car. The 2022 playoffs were an absolute disaster. And The 2023 MetsContinue reading “Francisco Lindor Got Jeff McNeil His Car And Balance Is Restored”
The NFL Needs To Fine Their Officials
The NFL giving out fines is not something new. But there is a weird phenomenon happening where players are getting fined for WILD reasons and must be stopped. They must be on the verge of bankruptcy. The most recent in these fines that are downright stealing is Odell Backham Jr throwing up the peace signContinue reading “The NFL Needs To Fine Their Officials”
John Mara Influencing “Don’t Draft A QB”
Here we go. I am writing a blog post about Daniel Jones who has played about 10 snaps since week 5. Fun .. Before I start, I want to encourage everyone to watch Talkin’ Giants. Bobby and Justin do a very good job reporting from a fans perspective and it’s just a good show. GiveContinue reading “John Mara Influencing “Don’t Draft A QB””
Amazon Prime Is Ruining Football
After what feels like an entire season worth of bad prime-time games, we finally have a week with a couple of good games. Today’s Thursday Night Football Game is one of the best games on the card for the weekend. Divisional game, two teams coming off a loss, make-or-break moment for the Bengals. Aaaaand itContinue reading “Amazon Prime Is Ruining Football”
The Shorts Industry Has Gone Too Far
Growing up whenever I got a pair of shorts, the shorts had to go beyond my knee. If they did not, I did not wear them. Today mens shorts are so short that if there isn’t a worry that your balls will hang out of the bottom, they’re too long. I have never heard aContinue reading “The Shorts Industry Has Gone Too Far”
Wife Willing To Do Whatever It Takes To Not Allow Husband Lose In Fantasy.
The fantasy football trade deadline is coming up and people are starting to get desperate. One guy decided he was going to offer up his own wife for a one-time bang session to land CMC. Honestly, good for him. And if you go to the comments of this tweet, you will see many people talkingContinue reading “Wife Willing To Do Whatever It Takes To Not Allow Husband Lose In Fantasy.”
Bobby Johnson Tried To Kill Daniel Jones.
Daniel Jones is on pace to be sacked more than any quarterback in the history in the NFL – probably I’m not actually sure about that. So we should not at all be shocked that he is now hurt. Jones has injured his neck. I am fully convinced he will be out the rest ofContinue reading “Bobby Johnson Tried To Kill Daniel Jones.”
Survivor 45: What Am I Watching?
Alright. This season didn’t get worse. But holy shit, what is going on? Everyone basically just had a bye through the first two votes because of Hannah and Brandon. This is crazy. There are positives to take though. 90 minutes is a huge win. Having the “Previously on” back is great. I always spent likeContinue reading “Survivor 45: What Am I Watching?”
An Actual Dave Portnoy Hit Piece
As we all know, many have tried to write a hit piece on Dave Portnoy. Many have used accusations that Dave can easily dispel because they are flat out lies. I am here to give you an actual hit piece with 5 bullet points that are entirely truthful. Number 1: House Is Too Big DaveContinue reading “An Actual Dave Portnoy Hit Piece”
A Fan With A Mic 