College Football 25 was officially released today and let me tell ya – it is great. But only when it actually works. I paid the extra $30 to play the game a few days early (humble brag). Today, I went to log into my Dynasty and I can’t log into it. Fucking annoying. I knowContinue reading “The EA Server Outage Was The Worst Outage Of The Day”
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Hard Knocks Was A Nothing Burger – Giants Twitter Found Out How To Overreact
Happy Overreaction Wednesday to all who celebrate. What should I write about this week? I know! I am just going to talk about one of the most toxic places on planet Earth – Giants Twitter. Episode 3 of Hard Knocks really showed nothing that we didn’t know. Don’t worry, Giants twitter provided the entertainment forContinue reading “Hard Knocks Was A Nothing Burger – Giants Twitter Found Out How To Overreact”
COVID Made Trips To The Barbershop INCREDIBLE
I am about to head out to get my haircut at my barbershop – shoutout Fly Guys Barbershop in Middletown, NJ – and I can’t help but reminisce about the pre-covid trips to the shop. Going to the barbershop was MISERABLE. You used to have to block out an entire half day to sit andContinue reading “COVID Made Trips To The Barbershop INCREDIBLE”
Brandon Brown Is The Best Person In The Giants Front Office.
I know. I know. I know. Hard Knocks was 4 days ago. I am late as fuck. But I GOTS to write about it! As I sit here on my lunch break on a slow Friday in the summer for a corporate software sales job, I am trying to figure out which direction I shouldContinue reading “Brandon Brown Is The Best Person In The Giants Front Office.”
Hard Knocks Confirmed John Mara Is A Moron With Less Than 5 Minutes Of Screen-Time
The first episode of the first ever off-season addition of Hard Knocks aired last night and OH BOY was it incredible. I genuinely did love to see the in’s and out’s of how the font office works. They made great use of the near 2 minutes John Mara was on screen when ALL of theContinue reading “Hard Knocks Confirmed John Mara Is A Moron With Less Than 5 Minutes Of Screen-Time”
Bryson Dechambeau Is A Fan Favorite Now?
Bryson Dechambeau is currently doing the impossible. He has gone from an intolerable corn ball that hits golf balls far to this incredibly likable guy. I do not know how he did it – and whiling being the best he has been as a golfer in his entire career. Usually when someone finds success, theyContinue reading “Bryson Dechambeau Is A Fan Favorite Now?”
I Caught My Teenage Neighbor Smoking Pot
Last night, I went to let my dog out and I smelt a smell. A smelly-smell .. that smelt .. smelly. My first thought was “Holy shit, theres a skunk in my yard” and yelled to my dog to get him to come back inside. My dog is a 25 pound mini-bernadoodle. He isn’t aContinue reading “I Caught My Teenage Neighbor Smoking Pot”
I Would Go In A .. Unique .. Direction For Masters Winners Dinner
The Masters is back! This means that we must talk about what your meal would be if you were to win the masters. So many people go for crazy gourmet meals. I get it, ball out. I would go in a very very different direction. For those who do not know, the previous winner ofContinue reading “I Would Go In A .. Unique .. Direction For Masters Winners Dinner”
Things I Am Angry About: March 22nd
I am happy to be writing the first of a weekly blog that I will put up. As I am slowly turning into an old man yelling at the clouds, I figured this would be a good outlet for my feelings. #Therapeutic. Non-Irish People Acting Like They’re Irish On St. Patty’s Day. This is notContinue reading “Things I Am Angry About: March 22nd”
Yearly Doctor Appointments Are Fucking Weird
I just got home from my yearly doctor appointment and let me tell ya, I do not enjoy it. I understand the importance of going to the doctor. I have a history of heart disease, so I go to make sure my body is still in impeccable shape and those Flintstone Vitamins are still doingContinue reading “Yearly Doctor Appointments Are Fucking Weird”
A Fan With A Mic 