Here we are again. 1-3. Sad. Mad. Idk man. This quarterback is BAD. He is so inaccurate and it is absolutely handicapping the entire team. However when he is throwing those balls short of the sticks, he isn’t that bad. He is actually a decent game manager. The last 3 games, it looked like heContinue reading “Once You Embrace The Inability To Complete A Deep Pass, Daniel Jones Isn’t Bad”
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Server Stories: Cunt With The Well Done Steak
As some of you may know, I wait tables and tend bars one or two times per week. The things that people request and ask me are absolutely outrageous. I decided to start writing blogs about some of these incidents. PS – That is not me in the picture. I found that on Google. WhereContinue reading “Server Stories: Cunt With The Well Done Steak”
The ‘Fuck It’ Giants Have Saved The Season
Did The Giants do something cool? Yes. John Mara is probably pissed. But after The Giants beat the piss out of the Browns, Jason Pinnock said that The Giants have a new motto in the locker-room: Fuck It. This is so off-brand for The New York Giants. They hate doing things that are cool orContinue reading “The ‘Fuck It’ Giants Have Saved The Season”
The NFL Did Not Think At All Before Scheduling The Game Tonight
In the NFL’s latest attempt at growing the wonderful game of Football that all of us Americans know and love, they decided to play a game in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Just a few small details that were not ironed out. Apparently Sao Paulo makes Chicago look like a very peaceful place. Don’t leave the hotel?Continue reading “The NFL Did Not Think At All Before Scheduling The Game Tonight”
The Bearded Jones Saga Continues
The Daniel Jones Beard Saga is not only continuing, but the most interesting storyline revolving around him going into the year. What will Dan do? Shave or Keep it? Personally? I think he should keep it. As a goony white guy who CAN’T grow a beard, if you can be a goony white guy whoContinue reading “The Bearded Jones Saga Continues”
NFL Future Bets
Oh BABY! It is after Labor Day. It was 60 degrees this morning. The leaves are starting to fall. It is football season and I am prepared for my yearly donations to Vegas! I have already opened up the Fan Duel and reviewed a few bets that I will be taking. Today. I submit thoseContinue reading “NFL Future Bets”
A Grown Man Who Works From Home Shit Himself
Yes. It is me. I am that guy. I want to start by saying it was not a fart. In it’s simplest form; that is what happened here. I was sending out some emails, went to push out a fart aaaaaaand wet. Very wet. Very not good. Luckily there is a toilet only a coupleContinue reading “A Grown Man Who Works From Home Shit Himself”
Malik Nabers O4.5 TDs Is Free Money
I was going through some future bets for this NFL season. We are finally here. Dusted off the FanDuel App – deposited my yearly donation – and looked through all the future bets. To say I was dumbfounded when I stumbled across Malik Nabers season totals would be on of the bigger understatements of all-timeContinue reading “Malik Nabers O4.5 TDs Is Free Money”
Today Is My Birthday And I Have Aged Worse Than A Glass Of Milk
Today is the day that I turn 27. Big year. Will I join the 27 club? Only time will tell. Being 27 is crazy because so many people say that in your 20s is when you can party and be young and stupid. Now that I am officially in my late 20’s, I feel likeContinue reading “Today Is My Birthday And I Have Aged Worse Than A Glass Of Milk”
The Giants Will Not Go Down Without Swinging This Year
The Giants had a couple joint practices with The Detroit Lions and The Giants have proven that they will definitely have fight this year. I will not bring up football AT ALL in this blog. This has been my favorite training camp ever. We just got guys throwing haymakers after plays and players sticking upContinue reading “The Giants Will Not Go Down Without Swinging This Year”
A Fan With A Mic 