I know we are all hate watching The Yankees in The World Series. I have some horrible news for all my fellow haters. Two fans may have saved the season for The Yanks. Let me be VERY clear. This is my favorite thing to happen in a World Series Game since the flashers in 2019.Continue reading “Two Yankee Fans Won Them The World Series”
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The Giants HAVE To Bench Daniel Jones
Babe! Wake Up! Another A Fan With A Mic Blog about Daniel Jones! Plot twist: This won’t be much hating on Trash Can Dan .. or maybe it will. We shall see where my magical keyboard goes. Yes. Daniel Jones has been bad, but he is the best QB on the roster. The ONLY reasonContinue reading “The Giants HAVE To Bench Daniel Jones”
Season 7 Of Love Is Blind Was The Worst Season Of Reality Television Ever
Yes. I am a fan of the Netflix reality shows. The premise of all of these shows are so fucking insane – that they are incredible. In a wild turn of events, there were actual healthy relationships in this season of Love Is Blind. There were people who knew when to break it off beforeContinue reading “Season 7 Of Love Is Blind Was The Worst Season Of Reality Television Ever”
I Learned They Make Baby First-Aid Kits And I am Unwell
So we had our baby shower for my baby girl who is coming in January. My mother-in-law brought over a baby first aid kit. I am fully aware as to why that is a thing – but HOLY SHIT I really wish it wasn’t. This was the moment that I realized that I will beContinue reading “I Learned They Make Baby First-Aid Kits And I am Unwell”
Fox Is Cancelling Their Order To Citi Field For The World Series.
What fantastic timing by Evan here to post this tweet. I was about to write a blog saying that Ohio’s Tate and Kelly Keegs should hate fuck each other to squash all the beef between him and the NY Office. Thank God I don’t have to put that opinion on the internet. Shoutout Evan RobertsContinue reading “Fox Is Cancelling Their Order To Citi Field For The World Series.”
Andrew Thomas Is Done And so Are The Giants
The Giants season has gone from on life support to dead with one injury that I had to google. Between The Mets and The Giants, I could probably get a doctorate from all the weird diseases and injuries I have had to google over the years. I did a quick google search of a “LisfrancContinue reading “Andrew Thomas Is Done And so Are The Giants”
Grimace Is Taking The 7 Line To Citi Field. The Mets Simply Can NOT Lose.
I wouldn’t even come out if I was The Phillies for this game. They have NO chance. Luckily Vegas doesn’t incorporate juju into their odds and haven’t moved the lines yet. Mets are still -104 to win. You better believe I am HAMMERING that. This could not be a better sign for The Mets. NotContinue reading “Grimace Is Taking The 7 Line To Citi Field. The Mets Simply Can NOT Lose.”
I Have Emailed Dave Portnoy 45 Straight Days Asking For The Chance To Blog For Barstool
You read that correctly and no, I do not think that 45 days is impressive. But it’s average .. right? Definitely wouldn’t say short .. right? Ok, let me give some back story for those who are just finding my words. I work a corporate sales job – and I hate it. Like a lot.Continue reading “I Have Emailed Dave Portnoy 45 Straight Days Asking For The Chance To Blog For Barstool”
MLB Has To Let Local Broadcasts Do Every Playoff Game
Wildcard baseball is here and ESPN is on the call. Understandable. Biggest name in sports media, they should be able to broadcast games. Makes complete sense. Until you watch 90 seconds of these broadcasts and realize they are flat out HORRIBLE. I get it – I am spoiled with SNY and Gary, Kieth and Ron.Continue reading “MLB Has To Let Local Broadcasts Do Every Playoff Game”
Plot Twist: A Frank The Tank Rant Has Sent The Mets To The Playoffs
It is October 1st and The Mets are getting ready for a PLAYOFF GAME! In a season where the team was 11 games under 500, a player threw his glove into the stands and said “We are the worst fucking team in the league,” a Purple Hamburger Mascot saved the season. JD Martinez told JoseContinue reading “Plot Twist: A Frank The Tank Rant Has Sent The Mets To The Playoffs”
A Fan With A Mic 