The Giants receiving core is absolute dog shit with Malik Nabers out for the year. I wonder who could have possibly seen that coming .. Oh .. Literally anyone who has the ability to form thoughts. This is the bed Joe Schoen and Brian Daboll made and they should have to lay in it. TheyContinue reading “No The Giants Should Not Trade For A Wide Receiver”
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I Am In Love With Jaxson Dart
The New York Giants are now 2-1 in the Jaxson Dart Era. Not only are we 2-1, but we are actually playing like a good football team. The offense does not look like they have to get a tooth pulled to get a first down. It no longer feels like we might as well puntContinue reading “I Am In Love With Jaxson Dart”
Dak Spit First!
The 2025 NFL season kicked off with a literal spit-take that’s got everyone from Philly to Dallas wiping their faces in disbelief. In one corner, we’ve got Cowboys QB Dak Prescott, a man who throws spirals and saliva. In the other Jalen Carter, who decided to return the favor in the most unhygienic way possible.Continue reading “Dak Spit First!”
The Giants Finally Have A QB With Aura
As The Great Gary Cohen would say, “It has happened! The impossible has happened!” The New York Football Giants FINALLY have a Quarterback with some swag and personality. I know-I know, They had Tommy DeVito and Tyrod Taylor. But let’s be real, DeVito was a meme and Tyrod was never the future of the team.Continue reading “The Giants Finally Have A QB With Aura”
Happy Birthday Grimace
On June 12, 2024, the most beautiful purple monster himself, Grimace, waddled onto Citi Field’s mound to toss the ceremonial first pitch for his birthday. What followed? Pure, unadulterated chaos that turned a sub .500 team into a playoff juggernaut. This ain’t just a baseball story; it’s a love letter to the unhinged magic ofContinue reading “Happy Birthday Grimace”
Rory Has Finally Done It
Well, folks, it happened. Rory McIlroy, the guy who’s been golf’s golden child since he was chipping balls into a washing machine on TV, finally closed the deal at Augusta. The 2025 Masters is in the books, and Rory’s got his green jacket after a wild, gut-punching, heart-racing Sunday that had us all screaming atContinue reading “Rory Has Finally Done It”
The Masters Is Overrated: Change My Mind
Look, I get it. The Masters is golf’s holy grail. Augusta National, the green jackets, the azaleas, the dramatic music that makes you feel like you’re watching a Civil War documentary. It’s tradition, it’s prestige, it’s… kinda overrated. Hear me out before you start chucking your Titleist hats at me. First off, the hype aroundContinue reading “The Masters Is Overrated: Change My Mind”
The Mets Are Back, Baby, and I’m Already Emotionally Exhausted
Listen, I’m not saying the Mets are gonna win the World Series this year, but I’m also not not saying it. After the rollercoaster of the last decade—where we’ve gone from “Ya Gotta Believe” to “Ya Gotta Be Kidding Me”—the 2025 season is already shaping up to be peak Mets chaos. And I’m here forContinue reading “The Mets Are Back, Baby, and I’m Already Emotionally Exhausted”
The Mets Are Back And I Could Not Be More Happy About It
Let me tell you something. I have NEVER been this excited for an opening day. I took a half day at work, I got my hot dogs ready to be consumed – ketchup only, the way God intended. I don’t know if it is because we stole a generational player right from The Yankees, theContinue reading “The Mets Are Back And I Could Not Be More Happy About It”
Russell Wilson I Waiting To Be A Giant And Joe Schoen Is Waiting On Rodgers.
I haven’t written in a while. But As I am grinding away at the job I do not like doing. I can not help but express my frustrations with Joe Schoen ONCE AGAIN with the written word. This EXACT situation is why I did not want Joe Schoen to get another off-season. We have spendContinue reading “Russell Wilson I Waiting To Be A Giant And Joe Schoen Is Waiting On Rodgers.”
A Fan With A Mic 