The scene opens up with a couple, Carl and Fiona, walking down the street talking about how good their lunch was.
Carl
*Points to his car across the street* My car is right over there
*The couple walk across the middle of the street, not in a walkway*
Stranger
*Shouting* HEY! HEY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
*The stranger runs further up the street to cross at a crosswalk and runs back down the sidewalk*
Stranger
*Continues Yelling* YOU CAN’T JUST CROSS THE STREET WHEREVER YOU WANT! THERE ARE LAWS FOR A REASON!
Carl
Sorry man, we won’t do it again
Stranger
You just don’t get it. You think it is ALL FUN AND GAMES until a car comes speeding down the road, hits you so hard that you do a 360 gainor onto the pavement and meet the big G upstairs.
Fiona
We looked both ways. We won’t do it again. We are sorry.
*Fiona opens the door and climbs into the car*
*Carl tries to open his door, but the stranger closes the door on Carl*
Stranger
I am sorry, but I have to place you under citizen’s arrest.
Carl
What are you talking about
Stranger
You see, I am actually a volunteer deputy for the county sheriff’s department and I am placing you under a citizen’s arrest. You just have to learn your lesson, you are a danger to yourself and others.
Carl
*Shouting* Are you out of your mind?! Let me get in my car and go. This is ridiculous.
Stranger
Ok. You’re going to make me do it.
*The Stranger tries to wrestle Carl to the ground, but Carl is able to stand straight up against the Stranger’s strongest efforts. The stranger takes a step back*
Stranger
Ok. Now you are going to get it!
*The Stranger pulls out mace*
Carl
Are you going to fucking mace me?!
Stranger
I am sorry, but you wouldn’t come quietly.
*The stranger points the can of mace into Carl’s face and sprays the spray. Carl Cowers and the stranger screams in pain. The can was the wrong was and he maced himself*
Carl
Oh my god! *Carl quickly opens his car door and gets into the car*
Fiona
What the fuck is going on?
Carl
I couldn’t tell you, we gotta get out of here. This dude is insane. *Carl begins to drive the car. The stranger jumps onto the hood of the car. Fiona and Carl both shout as the stranger’s face is red and his eyes are very teary.*
Stranger
YOU AREN’T FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE!
Fiona
Just fucking floor it!
*Carl puts the pedal to the metal and flips completely over the car.*
*The stranger is laying on the ground in a lot of pain. The stranger smiles as if he has a sense of accomplishment*
Stranger
Next time they will think twice about jaywalking
*A police officer walked up to the stranger on the ground*
Police Officer
Bobby. You really gotta stop doing this.
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