I wouldn’t even come out if I was The Phillies for this game. They have NO chance. Luckily Vegas doesn’t incorporate juju into their odds and haven’t moved the lines yet. Mets are still -104 to win. You better believe I am HAMMERING that.
This could not be a better sign for The Mets. Not only is their secret wqeapon going to be in attendance – He is taking the 7 line to the game! This beautiful purple hamburger mascot just keeps showing up whenever we need him the most. Dave Portnoy has his dark magic working for the Phillies. Too bad we have that Purple magic baby!
All we need to do is make it to that Pitbull ‘OMG’ remix that will be coming out Friday and that World Series Title is coming to Queens. This has been a season that has been carried by memes and Grimace knew EXACTLY what to do. Hop on that 7 line. Get to Citi Field and WIN!
A Fan With A Mic 