The ‘Fuck It’ Giants Have Saved The Season

Did The Giants do something cool? Yes. John Mara is probably pissed. But after The Giants beat the piss out of the Browns, Jason Pinnock said that The Giants have a new motto in the locker-room: Fuck It.

This is so off-brand for The New York Giants. They hate doing things that are cool or that have even the slightest amount of swag. This organization has been dominated by the old man yelling at the clouds for TOO LONG! First they unretired a jersey number – now they have a cool motto?! After The Jets TNF game, I said that I was jealous of how they utilize lights and have a cool entrance. We are – and always have been boring.

It is a pretty wild coincidence because “Fuck It” is exactly what I said before cracking opening beer number 1 after watching The Brown score a touchdown less than 10 seconds into a game that they didn’t receive the opening kick. The ‘Fuck It’ Giants literally said “Fuck It” and decided to dominate The Browns the rest of the game (excluding the second half – but fuck it.)

As a Met-Giant fan, I know first hand how much a good motto can absolutely turn a season around. The Mets had a player throw his glove into the stands and say “We are the worst fucking team in the whole league.” Then they signed a player who wrote a song called OMG and allowed a purple Hamburger Mascot throw out the first pitch – now they have been the best team in baseball since June.

Good Vibes off the field 100% lead to Good Vibes on the field. Will is lead to a championship? Probably not. But it could get the juju going enough to scrape together a few wins and potentially squeak into the playoffs. Either way, the season is no longer over – I am no longer looking at who we would take first overall – I will enjoy watching football and it won’t be a complete waste of a season.

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