Oh BABY! It is after Labor Day. It was 60 degrees this morning. The leaves are starting to fall. It is football season and I am prepared for my yearly donations to Vegas! I have already opened up the Fan Duel and reviewed a few bets that I will be taking. Today. I submit those bets. Yes, I did already take Malik Nabers O4.5 TDs. But that’s because it is free money. Here are 3 of the other bets that I absolutely LOVE.
- Philadelphia Eagles U10.5 Wins +120
The Eagles had a bad end to the season last year and there is no way Nick Sirriani is a person who can rally a group of men around him. I am seeing reports that Jalen Hurts just never learned how to read his protections because Jason Kelce always did that. First off – DUMB. Second off, they are going to have a slow start and that roster of hot headed assholes with a fanbase that will jump ship immediately will not be able to handle a slow start. This team will crumble and not win 11 games. I think they still make the playoffs, but you can sprinkle them to miss the playoffs at +225. I probably will. Because Phuck Philly.
2. Buffalo Bills To Miss The Playoffs +132
These odds made me second guess making this bet. But I just do not see it happening. This has a lot more to do with every other team than The Bills themselves. They are the third best team in that division and the AFC is fucking loaded. They lost way too many pieces to be the team they were the last few years and it is timing up perfectly for the best teams the Jets and Dolphins have ever had. Josh Allen will have to be Jesus himself order to get this team to finish in the top 7 of the AFC.
3. The Detroit Lions To Win The Super Bowl +1200
Dan Campbell. That’s the reason.
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