Before you ask. Yes, I am a straight male. I was fortunate enough to get married in July and in that time I was forced to watch a bunch of shows that are flat out garbage (The Bachelor – blog coming after finale). I have watched the last two season of Love Is Blind and let me tell you: This. Show. SLAPS.
The entire premise of this show is people basically only talk to each-other through a goddamn wall. They want to learn if you can fall in love with someone without knowing what they look like. SPOILER ALERT: Love is most definitely not blind.
These people always end up giving hints about what they look like. Some people even flat out lying about their appearance. This one crimson chin lookin bitch said she looks like “MGKs Girlfriend”. She does kind of resemble Megan Fox, but she knows what she was fuckin doing. This poor guy (who we later find out is also a complete psychopath) was thinking that he was talking to the girl who helped Shai Labeouf when his car broke down in Transformers.
When these people do finally get to meet in person there is a two week period when they get to hangout with each-other and this show doesn’t pour their drinks lightly. Every single person gets fucking hammered and the drama that ensues is TOP NOTCH.
These people 100% only care about becoming famous and worry about their image. It is blatantly obvious – but I am SO here for it. These people are constantly talking about things off-camera and saying how there are things they do not want to be said on camera. The guy who was tricked into being engaged to Fiona after dark, thinking she looked like Megan Fox, told her that he slept with one of his best friends off-camera. She got hammered and started yelling at him after he saw a couple of his guy friends for one of their birthdays and brought up that he fucked one of his friends.
This was the straw that broke the camels back for this guy. He was actively trying to get her to break up with him and he finally was like, “fuck it. I can’t do this. You suck. This sucks. Bye”. Breaking up with her approximately 35 seconds after he told her that he loved her and she was the one put me in a mental pretzel that made me pause the show due to my intense laughter.
I highly recommend this show. It is absolute FIRE. These people are absolute lunatics and I can not get enough.
A Fan With A Mic 