Tommy DeVito is the starting quarterback for the rest of the season and Italian across North Jersey are jumping with joy.
Tommy Cutlets has brought a swagger to The New York Giants that no one has brought since Odell Backham Jr left. Having a quarterback who looks like The Sopranos is based on his family is always a positive. It shouldn’t even be taken out of the question that his dad is making some suggestions on how other teams play defense to allow his son play well. As we all know – if you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying. So I am on board with this.
There has been no confirmation as to whether or not there is a relation to Danny. It is also extremely possible that Tommy Pastrami is related to The Penguin. I don’t know for sure, but I would imagine it is only a positive to have a supervillain on your side.
Will Tommy DeVito be the guy? Probably not. But if we have the mafia and The Penguin on our side. I’m sure there is a little persuasion that could be going on to benefit the outcomes of these games. The only way to find out it to wait and see. If the officials are making some calls favoring The Giants, we could really start to speculate those officials don’t want any powerful enemies. If The Giants lose and the officials go missing or break their kneecaps going for a job – than we will know exactly who we have on our side.
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