What Your Favorite Christmas Movie Says About You

Happy Black Friday. It is officially Christmas season as I explained in my blog on Wednesday: Christmas Starts The Day After Thanksgiving. Time to break out the Christmas movies. Everyone has a different favorite, some are correct – some are wrong – some make you a fuckin psycho.

Home Alone:

Great Movie. But you are controversial. You are the drunk uncle at thanksgiving who brings up politics. You don’t actually think this is the best Christmas movie, you just want to start the “Is that a Christmas movie?” debate. I kind of hate you.

Die Hard:

You are a goddamn psychopath. You are just as condescending and looking for an argument as the Home Alone crowd – but to a complete different level. You are not just the drunk uncle bringing up politics, you were the 9 year old kid at The Christmas party sneaking vodka. You have been banned from every bar in your hometown because you got into a fight every-time you have a shot of Jameson. Which is every-time you drank when you were 21. I am genuinely afraid of you.

The Polar Express:

I am keeping that tag that came with the picture. You are a fucking weirdo. You don’t get along with people. That’s all – don’t shoot me. Oh snap .. that might get me cancelled.

Now onto the correct answers. There are 3 correct ones:

The Santa Clause:

This is one of the best Christmas series ever made. This is a good one that has a hallmark vibe, but it is Tim Allen. It is a PERFECT combination of hallmark and goofy Christmas. Absolute MASTERPIECE. That being said, if this is your favorite; you believed in Santa for way too long. You think you are funnier than you are. You’re the fringe guy – classic fringe guy movie.

The Grinch:

Timeless movie. Jim Carrey deserves awards now for this movie – he is The Grinch! If this is your favorite movie, you are dark. You have a twisted side to you – probably a little depressed. You are one of those low-key people that doesn’t say a lot, but it is HILARIOUS when you do talk. You are truthfully one of my favorite people.

Elf:

Correct. This is the best Christmas Movie. You are the best kind of person. You get along with everyone and are hilarious. Everyone loves you and you have absolutely no character flaws.