I have this irrational fear of the ocean. But every-time I learn more about the ocean, that fear becomes more and more rational. I am officially putting my foot down and claiming the ocean is simply terrifying.
My very rational fear started after watching the film Jaws and watching a shark sink a goddamn boat. When I found out that sharks don’t do that, I became slightly less fearful. Sharks are still terrifying and if you are willing to tell me that you would not be afraid at all if you were swimming and a fucking shark came out of nowhere around you, you’re a goddamn liar.
Did you know that 80% of the oceans is unexplored? Think about that. We do not know what is in EIGHTY PERCENT of the ocean! We know more about fucking space! I am a believer in The Megalodon roaming around in the ocean somewhere in the EIGHTY PERCENT we do not know anything about.
You think I am crazy for thinking The Megalodon is real? Cool. These things are real. These are actual things that live in the ocean that you can think about next time you’re gallivanting around posing for pictures for your Instagram:
Looking at these things and knowing that there are MILLIONS of sea creatures that we still have not discovered, I don’t think it is crazy to think Meggy is hanging out in the darkest parts of the ocean where there is so much pressure we can not get to it. This brings me back to Jaws. The Meg can absolutely just come up and sink a boat all by his goddamn self and terrorize a small beach town. He’s just waiting for his moment to strike. He see’s the pollution and he feels how much carbon is in the ocean. The government is worried about what “global warming” will do to the earth when it gets very bad – global warming is just the Megalodon. They know he will come up if that water gets warm enough and fuck our day up.
Do you know how many viruses are in 1 milliliter of ocean water has? over TEN MILLION! That water is straight virus! Do you know how many stars are in the milky way? Me either. But there are more viruses in the ocean than stars. That is actually one of the most terrifying realities out there. People dead ass think that the ocean water is good for a cut. The ocean water can fucking kill you!
I am afraid of the ocean and I am not ashamed to say it. The ocean is fucking terrifying.
A Fan With A Mic 
Megs don’t like the taste of Vegetarian Indians. So you’re safe. But to our true size and stature one needs to stand by the sea.
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