As we all remember, Francisco Lindor told Jeff McNeil that he would buy him a car if he won a batting title back in the 2022 season. The Hits God of course won the batting title and Lindor did not buy him the car. The 2022 playoffs were an absolute disaster. And The 2023 Mets Season was one of the biggest let downs since the series finale of Game Of Thrones. Many fans saw the connection and knew it didn’t matter what The Mets did, they would not have success until Lindor got McNeil his car.
Jeff finally got it! Looks like a nice Ford Bronco – not a car guy, please go easy on me if that isn’t the car. You can tell the way Jeff is smiling and leaning towards the car that all JuJu is restored. Balance has been restored to that pesky team in Queens. Perfect timing for Sterns to come in and do work. Does this confirm Yamamoto to The Mets? Yes.
I know everyone is thinking it, so let me explain. There is a “Green Line Test” that has gone around the internet over the last couple of years. It basically says that whoever is leaning in is the bitch of the relationship. Jeff is leaning towards the car – we all know that we are all just a bunch of bitches to the baseball Gods. By Jeff leaning in – he has accepted that fate and the baseball Gods will stop fucking with everything going on in Queens.
This confirms Mendoza will not come out as some weird fucking creep, and it confirms we will not have 8 pitchers go down at one time this season. The Mets are currently +2400 to win The World Series. I won’t tell you to take that, but if you want to get your wife or the kids something nice …
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