Growing up whenever I got a pair of shorts, the shorts had to go beyond my knee. If they did not, I did not wear them. Today mens shorts are so short that if there isn’t a worry that your balls will hang out of the bottom, they’re too long.
I have never heard a women conversation where they are salivating over a mans legs – in fact, I have heard the complete opposite! Women typically think mens thighs are gross! Which is completely accurate. Mens legs are hairy and gross.
So what the fuck was the thought process here? I understand that when playing sports there may be worry they get in the way and you’d like them to be a little shorter. But whoever decided that THIS is the look men should be going for probably belongs in jail and has bodies buried in their backyard – or is a lesbian.
I am someone who goes to the gym a couple times a year. The last time I went – when I famously had to leave under the fear of shitting all over the gym – I knew I had to make sure that I did not look in the general direction of any girls in case they were filming and wanted to cancel someone via TikTok. I realized I couldn’t look in the general direction of any of the men either because I did not want to catch a glimpse of the tip.
I can not even comprehend what some of these guys are thinking with these shorts! Every-time you make a movement you run the risk of catching a felony! There are minors in these gyms!
Now on the women’s side, it is the complete opposite. When I was in high school, you could mistake a pair of women shorts for a headband. If women shorts didn’t show a little tush – they were too long.
This part of the blog will be tricky to write and not come off as either creepy or misogynistic. But here we go:
Womens legs are hot. We are off to a terrible start. Maybe I won’t take the dive into women shorts..
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