Oh yea! You read that correctly! The New York Football Giants are officially in the top 5 of ESPNs Power Rankings for the first time since Tom Coughlin was the coach.. probably. I don’t have time to go fact check myself.
This team has been finding ways to win games against GOOD football teams even though the roster is being held together with some duct tape, Elmer’s Glue and a couple staples. This coaching staff has been able to find ways to use the teams strengths to hold opposing offenses and get our offense into the end zone. This staff has been jerking players off on the sideline! The commitment to winning is truly remarkable! [Darnay Holmes Says The Mid-Game Hand-Jobs Usually Happen In The Medical Tent]
Daniel Jones has 4 game-winning touchdown drives through 6 games and if that won’t put you on the Dan Wagon, I don’t know what will. Daniel Jones may not be stuffing the stat sheet, but he is stuffing that recycling bin with the highest EPA score over the last 3 weeks! Hopefully he can keep that up and win some environment award – that would be pretty cool! I know it actually stands for Expected Points Added, but I really have no idea what that means. So I will just roll with this being an Environmental Protection Agency thing.
On a serious note, Saquon Barkley has +15000 odds for MVP. Absolutley laughable odds. He should be in the top 10 shortly with how many scrimmage yards hes had and getting a touchdown in every game. He is also playing without feeling in his right arm apparently, crazy. Maybe some of that toughness will rub off on Kadarius Toney, that pussy feels a slight discomfort in his inner ear and sits out a month.Anyway, HAMMERING Saquon for MVP and at the very least I should be able to cashout for a decent profit.
Thank you for reading my words. I don’t even remember what this was supposed to be about.
A Fan With A Mic 