After a video surfaced of Darnay Holmes getting an old handy on the sideline in London, he let everyone know they typically happen in the blue medical tent.
Okay, that’s not what he meant and this was click-bait. GOT’CHA!
Darnay Holmes was receiving a rub down on probably his upper thigh – maybe a cramp. Idk, I don’t sport. But it definitely looks weird with his entire ass hanging out and a member of the medical staff rubbing that area. He also didn’t not say he was getting one cranked out either. So I am just moving forward with Holmes getting jerked off mid-game.
It is nice to know the laws in London are easier on public acts like this one. I always knew that the folks across the pond cared a lot less about nudity than here in America, but I did not realize just how far it went. I am not too sure how normal this is on other NFL teams. I will have to assume it is a universal thing around The NFL since Deshaun Watson has not waived The Giants in his no-trade-clause.
The best part of this video is the coach who comes over at the end who said something like ‘He has the softest hands.’ I am terrible at reading lips, so I might be wrong. I also can’t hear him, so I might be right. It is nice of The Giants to provide a guy with nice soft hands to release the players on the sidelines. I wonder how this would go in the blue tent! The medical room probably looks like a Vegas Strip Club!
I would also like it publicly known that I would volunteer to jerk the players off to keep them winning.
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