Yes. I did this. Yes. I hate that I did. Why’d I do it? The NFL writers want his dick in and around his mouth. Dak was the MVP favorite 2 years ago before breaking his leg. Yes he lost Amari Cooper, but he still has very good weapons and on a team that should steamroll the division. The competition the NFC East teams are playing is VERY bad, so at +1400 it looked like a steal. Can’t believe I didn’t sniff out that rat. I won’t cash out though because Mama didn’t raise no bitch.
The Cowboys are really only playing a handful of good pass defenses. They get to play the Giants twice, Eagles twice, Commanders twice, Bears, Bengals, Texans, and Jaguars. Than there’s also the Titans, Colts, Vikings, and Buccaneers – who aren’t bad, but I would say good pass defenses. They also play the Rams, who are very good. Dak consistently has beat the fuck up on the bad teams and put up very good stats in the games against those teams.
I was completely unaware Tyrone Smith tore his Hamstring until I saw this tweet. As I was watching it, The emotions that went through my body do not make any sense. At first I thought, “wow this guy is made of glass,” then “Thibs is going to sack him 9 times,” then “Fuck. I’m out $20”. I placed the bet knowing I was going to have a very weird relationship with watching The Dallas Cowboys this season. If this bet flops because Dak gets beat up, I will hate myself. If the bet hits, I will hate that I have to see Cowboys fans happy. That offensive line already took hits allowing players to walk in the off-season and with Tyrone out, it is just not a good line anymore. Hopefully he will be able to put up crazy numbers and the media will gargle his semen enough for me to cash the ticket.
I am not terribly worried that he will be publicly executed every single Sunday and will break all of his bones.
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