This is real. I legitimately thought this was a joke until about 45 seconds ago. Let’s not get political and start screaming at each other here – we’re here for laughs.
With all that is fucked up in the world, Dennis Rodman appears to be the hero we never knew we needed. After Brittney Griner got sentenced to 9 years in Russian prison for having a weed pen, Dennis Rodman got permission to go to Russian to try and bring her back. This makes me think – maybe this is the biggest conspiracy in the world.
Dennis Rodman may be one of The CIAs most reliable negotiators and his undercover identity is a crazy person. Rodman used to just miss weeks at a time in The NBA to party in Vegas. This may have been a cover for him going into enemy territories to negotiate with terrorists. After Dennis Rodman had a meeting with the leaders of North Korea, everything seemed to calm down there. Maybe Dennis is going to end the war in Ukraine, but covered up as going to get Brittney Griner.
Rodman is definitely the kind of guy to have 3 or 4 cell phones – at least 2 being those Nokias from 2000. I am sure he has some world leaders on speed dial on a couple of those phones. How would no one have noticed that he has Putin on speed dial? he probably has him under some crazy name, like Ivan Drago. People would just think “This guy is fucking crazy” when seeing it.
Yes. This would be a very crazy conspiracy theory. But so were aliens, and now we all know those are real.
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