The FDA has banned Juuls and basically everyone is extremely addicted to them. Quitting cold turkey is absolutely not an option, so where can we expect to get that sweet nicotine? You can go the boring rout and use nicotine gum or those patches to try to get rid of the addiction. OR you can grow a sack and start smoking some cigs. There will be more people smoking cigarettes than when they were promoted as healthy, so you won’t look like a scumbag.
You can also start packing a lip. Personally, I am way too much of a pussy to try that – I think The Sandlot gave me an irreversible fear. It looks cool though – just make sure you have something to spit in and you aren’t spitting on people.
The final option is a bit more classy – Cigars. This is my go to. I assume this will not be feasible because you will not be able to get that consistent stream of the nicotine relief. I just googled how much nicotine is in a cigar and it is equivalent to a pack of cigarettes. Maybe we won’t want to smoke more than one of those in a day.
It will be very interesting to see how this plays out. I have many friends who wake up in the middle of the night for a hit of their juul; they may need to have 3am cigs – similar to Patrick Star with his Krabby Patties.
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